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Kids a ** re ** **Quick ** TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. **** MARIA: ** **Here it is. **** TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? **** CLASS: **** Maria. **

JOHN: **** You told me to do it without using tables. ** TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' **** GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' **** TEACHER: No, that's wrong **** GLENN: **** Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ** TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? **** DONALD: H I J K L M N O.. **** TEACHER: What are yo u talking about? **** DONALD: **** Yesterday you said it's H to O. **
 * TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ** **

MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'** TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's ****cherry **** tree, but also admitted it. **** Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? **** LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ** TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? **** SIMON: **** No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ** TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ****<span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 13.5pt;"> CLYDE : **** No, sir. It's the same dog. ** TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? **** HAROLD: A teacher **
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 * TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am...'
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